There is a ball tonight, and we have all been invited. Pick your date. Pick your partner. Pick everything.
I desperately need a dress for this occasion.
Tonight I will be myself, but I will be channeling Simonetta Vespucchi, at age 19, from Florence, Italy in the year 1473. She (I?) was the young bride of merchant Marco Vespucci, and all of Florence was besotted by her--okay--me, including the brothers Lorenzo and Giuliano Medici, from the most powerful family in the city...
...and the artist Sandro Botticelli adored me (her). It was an unrequited love; I was after all a married woman (dear John, err...Marco), and the mistress of Giuliano d'Medici (that bastard).
Portrait of the Ideal Woman, 1480
Over and over again Botticelli used my image as his model of the ideal woman.
Madonna of the Pomegranate, 1487
Upon his death he requested to be buried at my feet. I had died decades earlier at the age of 22, sadly taken by tuberculosis.
But tonight I am alive again, happy and ethereal. I thought about choosing Sandro as my date, but no. Sandro Botticelli was obsessive, and who needs that? Instead I have asked Leonardo da Vinci, handsome in his youth, and gay as a spring zephyr, how perfect.
Although I know he was fetching in his younger years, I have requested his presence as an old man. I have questions that only an old man such as he can answer.
We shall arrive at the ball, each of us astride our favorite horse. My horse will be a white mare, a good match for my red dress.
Amid the swirling dancers, the dim lights, and the music, tonight Leonardo and I will talk. I have armed myself with great knowledge, and I know he wonders...
..about flight... and I, having prepared myself with the facts of aerospace engineering, will describe a jet.
I will ask him about his mother, the peasant from Vinci from whom he was separated as a child; I know that she must have been excessively beautiful and intelligent...
He will be surprised that helicopters were actually produced in the 20th century, and I will have to tell him about the combustion engine, and alloy metals. I will want to change the subject, of course.
I must ask him if there is a hidden fresco in Florence. (I do hope so!)
He will be interested to know that submarines have been feasible for over 100 years, and that parachutes are unremarkable these days.
I will want to know his secret recipe for the color blue.
Bronze horse, September 1999, in Milan, Italy. Designed in honor of Da Vinci's clay horse destroyed by the French in 1499.
Leonardo will be glad to know that horses are as lovely as ever...
...and that the trees still look the same in Tuscany.
We will have so much to talk about.
Leonardo, who designed weapons for the Duke of Milan, will dine on stuffed mushrooms because he is vegetarian, and really very gentle.
Join us. It will be a perfect night.